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Have you had the joy of sleepless nights, stinky monsters, or just after
you’ve finally dressed yourself been spit-up on? Have you received a
sweet toothless smile just after your stinky bunny has rubbed “goo” all
over your pants? You're a perfect candidate to present the new moms with our
humorous vital statistics t-shirt,
which classifies the occupational hazards that come in baby territory. |
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Based off information given by USA Today,
Washington Times, The Cultural History of Tears, and more . . . provide the
vital statistics of the profession of MOM. |
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Made with quality pre-shrunk cotton . . . one size
available. |
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Front reads: Diapers Changed . . .
6,387, Noses Wiped . . . 1,680, Hours of Sleep lost during child's first year .
. . 400, Tantrums weathered . . . 1,000's, Tears soothed . . . 1,000,000's. |
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Back reads . . . all the sources of how those
numbers are provided. |
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Baby is burping up lots of trouble. Will this
honor the new mommy? We have our doubts . . . but that is the joy of
parenthood. Our humorous Mom Vital Statistics T-shirt is a best seller for lots of
laughs at any baby shower. |
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